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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.

(I think they do that regularly in Jamaica. “No problem.”)
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No piece of paper can be folded in half


more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...

But, it can be cut into a thousand pieces – I won’t wait for that.
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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )

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You burn more calories sleeping


than you do watching television.

So what if you sleep in front of the television?
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Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

I only wish some of the nuts I knew took that long to reproduce.
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The first product to have a bar code


was Wrigley's gum.

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The King of Hearts is the only king


WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive


from each salad served in first-class.


Imagine what they would have saved had they eliminated first class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.


(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)

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Apples, not caffeine,


are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

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Most dust particles in your house are made from


DEAD SKIN!

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.


So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.

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Walt Disney was afraid


OF MICE!

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PEARLS MELT


IN VINEGAR!
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:

Marlboro,
Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...


but, not downstairs.


What if a bull is chasing her?

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,


and no one knows why.

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
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And the best for last.....


Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)


So.............

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